Show Us Your Sign

So as spring approaches, once again it is time for love. That wonderful time of year when hormones start flooding the body and mind. So for all you single boys out there in heat, here is a little guide to help finding your potential mate. Now I'm not one to put too much stock in astrology, but this is funny as shit.

SCORPIO
Sexy. Talkative. Energetic, slut at times, most erotic. Freak in bed. Good kisser. Not one to mess with. Always gets what they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Reserved, loyal, high sex appeal. Rare to find, so keep them when you find them. Good when found. Loves being in long relationships, kissing, and romantic.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in bed. Lover not a fighter but can still punch your lights out. Trustworthy, likes porn.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT! Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he she wants. Tends to be a little shy and lame in bed.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Outstanding kisser. Sexual as fuck.

LEO
Great talker. Always the life of the party. Sexy. Horny all the time. Attractive physically or mentally (sometimes both). Can be Laid back or Wild. Knows how to have fun. Tends to be bisexual. Is really good at anal. Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Always Horny. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Loud. Caring. Smart. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Can be a bit vain.

Ok, so fess up people. What's your sign? God that is such a lame line!!!

Oh yeah, I'm a Taurus and that ain't no bull!