Show Us Your Sign

So as spring approaches, once again it is time for love. That wonderful time of year when hormones start flooding the body and mind. So for all you single boys out there in heat, here is a little guide to help finding your potential mate. Now I'm not one to put too much stock in astrology, but this is funny as shit.

SCORPIO
Sexy. Talkative. Energetic, slut at times, most erotic. Freak in bed. Good kisser. Not one to mess with. Always gets what they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Reserved, loyal, high sex appeal. Rare to find, so keep them when you find them. Good when found. Loves being in long relationships, kissing, and romantic.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good in bed. Lover not a fighter but can still punch your lights out. Trustworthy, likes porn.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT! Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a good way.

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! AMAZING in Bed!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser. Great talker. Always gets what he she wants. Tends to be a little shy and lame in bed.

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Extremely energetic. Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontaneous. Not one to fuck with. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic. Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Outstanding kisser. Sexual as fuck.

LEO
Great talker. Always the life of the party. Sexy. Horny all the time. Attractive physically or mentally (sometimes both). Can be Laid back or Wild. Knows how to have fun. Tends to be bisexual. Is really good at anal. Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. Always Horny. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Loud. Caring. Smart. Loves being in long relationships. Addictive. Can be a bit vain.

Ok, so fess up people. What's your sign? God that is such a lame line!!!

Oh yeah, I'm a Taurus and that ain't no bull!

Fighting Colds and Cylons

I frakking HATE getting sick. I am the biggest baby when I don't feel good. Right now I am fighting a cold and it really sucks. But enough about that.

It has been a while since I blogged. I'm getting lazy. That plus work has been out of control. Had to go out of town last week and do training sessions. The trip wasn't all that bad, except we had to drive. 1100 miles in all. It wouldn't have been so bad if our schedule hadn't been so tight. It was up at 5:30 am and then by the time we would have dinner and make it to the next hotel it was 9 pm. Barely enough time to iron up clothes for the next day and then try and unwind a bit with some TV and catch some shut eye before we were up again. Usually I love road trips. But not ones where there is no time to relax and see some sights.

This week it was back to the routine, but now I was a week behind in all the shit I needed to get done. I think the drain of not enough rest just caught up with me. Ugh.... I am ready for another vacation.

Other than all the work, it has been pretty boring. Looks like our friend Johnny will finally be moving back to town and will be rooming with us for a while. We have an extra room and the fact that we all get along so good and he works for an airline and won't be in town much, will make this roommate situation not too bad I hope. K and I don't have the biggest of places. Just a two bedroom condo, so it may be a bit tight. But the extra $$$ will really help us in paying off some bills. And, best of all he is a Galactica fan.

I've never watched a show that has so captured my interest. Friday night has become a ritual for us to get together and watch all the hotties fighting the toasters. But last night was the season end. No more new episodes until OCTOBER! What the frak is up with that? They do like 10 episodes then take several months off. Just wrong! If you haven't seen this show on SciFi, it is absolutely incredible. Several of the episodes have parallel real world events. But sometime the show just plain pisses me off. It is one thing that they keep killing off cast members and now they fucking jump a year into the future and once again the world comes crashing down. Fuck, I am going to need some anti anxiety pills just to keep watching this show. Everyone is turning out to be a damn Cylon too. I'm even starting to look at people in the real world a little differently. I wouldn't be surprised if Bush is a Cylon. By your command, Imperious Leader.